$SATIRE{satire}
Keir Starmer is preparing to resign this morning, ending in humiliation after barely two years in office. In dramatic scenes outside Downing Street, Jay from The Inbetweeners arrived to witness the fall of Labour’s shortest-serving Prime Minister. {satire}
The pitch — full draft
Keir Starmer is preparing to resign this morning, ending in humiliation after barely two years in office. In dramatic scenes outside Downing Street, Jay from The Inbetweeners arrived to witness the fall of Labour’s shortest-serving Prime Minister. {satire}
Our development team is drafting the whole thing — logline, three-act story, dream cast, dream crew, and a written opening scene. About 20 seconds.
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